PLEASE KEEP YOUR DISTANCE (NOTHING TO DO WITH A VIRUS. I'M JUST A GROUCH).

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Item #: CAF461 Price: Starting at $19.95


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EXCLUSIVE! Remind others of your curmudgeon ways with this wry shirt and they'll be sure to stay clear of you!

With each Social Distancing shirt sold, we are donating 25% of the purchase price to nonprofit organizations working directly to respond to the pandemic among vulnerable populations.