Just hearing the title Madame Bovary possibly makes your eyes glaze over with boredom, but what if it were (accurately) retitled Getting Fondled at the County Fair? Recognizing that famous authors often select dull or misleading titles for their masterpieces, Dan Wilbur presents some familiar book covers with much better titles: To Kill a Mockingbird becomes My Dad Is Cooler than Your Dad; The Great Gatsby is switched to Drink Responsibly; and The Very Hungry Caterpillar is now Eat Until You Feel Pretty.